Three years ago i bought a book in Tampa which is meant to be a great for creative like minds and for the past three years I have made it my New Years Resolution to complete it. The book is called 642 Things To Write About by The San Francisco Writers Grotto. I never got round to writing many of them so what’s a better way then getting through them then writing a few as an article each week! Enjoy!

305. Write a scene in which the protagonist is wrongly accused of conspiring to cause a big accident

They always blame me, they never have any proof but any chance for people at work to blame me for something they will leap at it and expect me to just accept it! Well not this time!

I got into work today and there is paper thrown all over the floor, glasses smashed all over the desk, a computer screen broken – what has happened!?!

My boss Mr Sanchez comes up to me full with rage – he is automatically having a go at me because the mess is predominantly in my area – it was not me!!!! I left here early last night and yet here we go!

The Christmas party and apparently I got out of hand. Well Mr Sanchez, I can easily have prove it wasn’t me – one because I didn’t come up here last night and 2 I made friends with the security guard and made him install a camera so that I would stop being blamed for everything.

306. You are a camp counselor. Make up a story that will scare the bejeezus out of you eight – ten year old campers. 

I went to a school that didn’t like it when you left any part of your meal at lunch time. If you did not eat your greens, or your vegetables then they would get angry. If you did not eat your smelly brussel sprouts or your gooey mushy peas they would punish you.

They would make you drink a soup of bogeys whilst standing in deep dark wet mud. If you do it more then once they would take away your toys and bake them into a big cake and then you would have to watch them eat it.