Three years ago I bought a book in Tampa which is meant to be a great for creative like minds and for the past three years I have made it my New Years Resolution to complete it. The book is called 642 Things To Write About by The San Francisco Writers Grotto. I never got round to writing many of them so what’s a better way then getting through them then writing a few as an article each week! Enjoy.
467. Come up with every possible way to describe something as ‘red’ without using the word itself.
Fire, passion, flames, evil, passionate , power, love, blood, wine, apple, lipstick, sexy, posh seductive, poison.
468. Write a script to give telemarketers to sell plastic pooper-scoopers
Are you tired of getting your hands dirty? Are you sick of being that person who is always on their knees when noone else is. Well now there is a way to look cool in public instead of mucky and grabbing up the poo – literally!!!!
For only $29.99 YOU can have the plastic stick that dreams are made of. Make your dog feel like royalty and make yourself feel clean and wonderful. Poop stick, for you to go and pick.
469. Life in a snowbound cabin
Is ok if you are not there on your own forever but i guess it is also cosy and warm.
470. Life among pirates
Is well arghhhhh’ddddd – it’s only good if you have rum
471. The way things should have been
If you always think like that then you will never be happy.
472. Write a letter to your landlord.
I wanted to let you know that I am moving out because I have found somewhere else to live. I have enjoyed my time here but now it is time to move on.