Three years ago i bought a book in Tampa which is meant to be a great for creative like minds and for the past three years I have made it my New Years Resolution to complete it. The book is called 642 Things To Write About by The San Francisco Writers Grotto. I never got round to writing many of them so what’s a better way then getting through them then writing a few as an article each week! Enjoy!

412. Fix the plot of the worst movie you’ve ever seen
Return To Oz
Dorothy does not return to oz, the world is not dark and damaged. Dorothy was not a victim of psychological abuse and terror in fact everything is happy and jolly and nothing changes
413. Write the lyrics of a rap song. They must include a cop, a bad drug bust and a dog.
In the hustle and bustle of NYC,
Who’s gonna be the dog hey it’s not me,
A bad drug bust covered in goo,
Watch out gov the cop is after you.
Chill out relax and let it be,
Livin’ it up in the NYC
414. A child is doing homework with an adult. Who are they? Reveal their relationship through their interaction about the school work.
“So Jake what is 6×9”
“err I don’t know”
“do you remember the special trick I taught you?”
“Not really mum can you show me again please”
“Ok Jakey count to 6 on your fingers”
“One two three four five six “
what number do you have on this hand?”
“Five”
“And on the other hand?”
“Four”
“Put those numbers together “
“54”
“Correct well done!”