Three years ago i bought a book in Tampa which is meant to be a great for creative like minds and for the past three years I have made it my New Years Resolution to complete it. The book is called 642 Things To Write About by The San Francisco Writers Grotto. I never got round to writing many of them so what’s a better way then getting through them then writing a few as an article each week! Enjoy!

396. You are a mortician meeting with a newly bereaved family. Remember that he isn’t dealing with grief but selling funeral packages
I am sorry to hear for your loss we obviously want to give victor the best send off we possible can. May I suggest the supreme funeral package it gives you more space to place a message and also an image as well. You can chose a really special deluxe casket as well which is included in the price.
397. Write wedding vows. The bride is thirty five years old it’s her first wedding. The groom is forty eight and it’s his second time down the aisle.
Bride – Ever since I met you, I knew you were the one. I promise to be the best bride I can be and I will love you until my dying day.
Groom – As you know I have been here before. The past doesn’t matter you are my future and you are my world. I love you so much and I will spend the rest of my life proving that to you.