Three years ago i bought a book in Tampa which is meant to be a great for creative like minds and for the past three years I have made it my New Years Resolution to complete it. The book is called 642 Things To Write About by The San Francisco Writers Grotto. I never got round to writing many of them so what’s a better way then getting through them then writing a few as an article each week! Enjoy!
371. It’s a big, raucous house party of drunken high-school students. Describe the scene in three ways – as one of the teens attending the party, as the police officer called to the scene, and as a parent of one of the teens.
Teen: Party! I can’t believe I am here and I got invited to the part of the year! Jake Blakes house and he is here and he invited me personally! I am so happy! Saying I was staying at Kates tonight so I could come was such a good idea. This party is so cool and feeling drunk and Jake wants me to meet him in the garden. OMG this party is so wild!
Police – Another summer night being called to yet another party. Lets try and get this under control as quickly as possible.
Parent of a Teen – I am so dissapointed and angry at Jake how DARE he use my home to hold an illegal house party. This is all Rachels fault for divorcing me, he is acting out, He better STILL get into Yale, and follow in my footsteps.
372. Write an acceptance speech for your party’s nominee for governor.
What a time to be standing here, in front of you all as a nominee for governor. I am so greatful that you nominated me to be here, I will do everything I need to so I make you proud and not let you down. I will make your vote count!
373. Justify the one thing in your life you know you should be rid of but you just can’t bear to give up.
Coffee – But I need it to keep awake on night shifts at work
374. What ten questions aer you going to ask to figure out the object in a game of ISpy?
1 is it an object?
2 can i see it?
3 is it red?
4 is it outside?
5 it is a person?
6 is it small?
7 does it start with a S?
8 Can i wear it?
9 Can i use it?
10 Is it a …..?