Three years ago i bought a book in Tampa which is meant to be a great for creative like minds and for the past three years I have made it my New Years Resolution to complete it. The book is called 642 Things To Write About by The San Francisco Writers Grotto. I never got round to writing many of them so what’s a better way then getting through them then writing a few as an article each week! Enjoy!

332. You are going to appear on a talk show. The producer comes backstage to elicit a funny story that the host should focus on. Write the story like a monologue you’re giving on national TV.

I am THE unluckiest person, you wouldn’t even BELIEVE some of the situations that I have got myself into in the past. For instance, let me tell you Conan about the time I got knocked out by something you would least expect – yes you heard me right, i have been KO’d in public!

So there I was, minding my own business, shopping with a few of my girl mates in the clothes section trying to find a few cool new looks and then out of nowhere I wake up to find myself on the floor with NO idea how I got there!

You would not believe – a mannequin that was modelling nearby somehow managed to fall over, hit me on the head and knock me unconscious. There I was dazed and confused and getting a headache and what were my girl mates doing? They were wetting themselves laughing at me on the floor!

I tell ya, never work with children, animals or mannequin!

333. Write a story based on the title of your favourite song

Desperate Measures – Marianas Trench

How dare she do this to me? Reject me in front of the whole kingdom and make me dance like a fool to embarrass me in front of the king to be who she doesn’t even want to marry – she wants me.

Oh no, my boy heart will only surrender when I have had my revenge and truly make her declre her true feelings for me. She kissed me once and admitted how she felt at the Springtime Ball but then HE proposed – she will not marry him.

So what, I am the son of the kitchen staff – she is in love with me i see it in her eyes and I will go to desperate measures to stop this wedding.