Three years ago i bought a book in Tampa which is meant to be a great for creative like minds and for the past three years I have made it my New Years Resolution to complete it. The book is called 642 Things To Write About by The San Francisco Writers Grotto. I never got round to writing many of them so what’s a better way then getting through them then writing a few as an article each week! Enjoy!

307. What you really wanted to say to the customer service representative when you called them about your broken appliance

It’s so rubbish you shouldn’t be charging that much for the product. Now give me a refund and a new one for free.

308. The perfect crime and what could go wrong

The perfect crime would be planned so well that there would be no trace or no evidence that it even existed so it would never go wrong as no-one would know about it.

309. A day in the life of the person sitting next to you

What a day, meeting after meeting where nothing was ever resolved, got a new client coming in tomorrow to see if they want to sign to the corporation and got another meeting – so busy. Hope the train leaves on time so i can get another cheeky beer in and go to bed and I suppose send time with the wife.

310. The kleptomaniac

Just likes to steal

311. The point of view of a blind person

Is the same as anyone

312. A never ending breakup

Goes on and on and on and on and is so complicated

313. A death in the family

Is hurtful and a tragedy.