Three years ago i bought a book in Tampa which is meant to be a great for creative like minds and for the past three years I have made it my New Years Resolution to complete it. The book is called 642 Things To Write About by The San Francisco Writers Grotto. I never got round to writing many of them so what’s a better way then getting through them then writing a few as an article each week! Enjoy!

290. Five things that always get you into trouble

1 – talking in a lesson
2 – Walking somewhere you are not meant to
3 – Saying sorry too much
4 – Being late
5 – Going onto a crowded tube.

291. Another drunken episode

I clamber up the stairs – it feels like a mountain when will they stop?!! They just go on and on and on. It feels like I am hiking up Everest. Each step is slow and now because I can’t see straight I am on my hands and knees slowly climbing upwards.

292. You are a fifty year old woman living in Chicago. Write a letter to Santa

Dear Santa,
I live in Chicago, please make it hot and not freezing this Christmas!

Thanks
Kid regards,

Penelope Fitzrighte

293. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Give some good advice from a completely unreliable source, and convince someone to take this advice. 

‘A thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters – soon they’ll have written the greatest novel known to man!!!’ – Mr Monty Burns 

When thinking about writing a book, it is always better to have many different people, doesn’t matter who, to write the book.

They don’t have to talk to each other, just give them a chapter each to write and magic will appear!

When you put all the chapters together your writing will be so unique and fun that it will sell millions!!