Three years ago i bought a book in Tampa which is meant to be a great for creative like minds and for the past three years I have made it my New Years Resolution to complete it. The book is called 642 Things To Write About by The San Francisco Writers Grotto. I never got round to writing many of them so what’s a better way then getting through them then writing a few as an article each week! Enjoy!
72. Pick a person, then ask yourself: what is the hardest choice this person has ever had to make? 

The guy with the business suit sitting on the tube looks like he has a lot on his mind, his eyes are mystified and he looks like he has a lot on his mind, his hands look fidgety, he is shuffling a little bit on his chair and starts to run his eyebrow and tap his foot, I wonder what he is thinking.

*zoom into the thoughts of the young businessman*

Businessman – hmmmm, seriously what do I have for dinner tonight?

73. You’ve just realised that you’ve lost something valuable in a nightclub (a necklace, a wallet, a phone). What happens next? 

The first thing that happens is the drop in the guy when you realise that you have lost something valuable. Then the mad searching happens thinking you must mislaid it, then you realise it is missing and then the Panic really kicks in. You ask your friends if saw it, they haven’t, you then phone the club to ask if they saw it, they didn’t, you write  sad Facebook status then you Cry.

74. The greatness of sandwiches

Sandwiches are a great invention – they make lunches fantastic and when you have a great one with a lovely filling and bread then everything is great. 

75. Parades 

Parades are a great way of celebrating with music, vast colours and lots of party vibes.

76. Boxers or briefs 

boxers

77.Screw you.

You art thou screw and you are used to making things fixed together. So screw you screw, you will not become loose again, as this time you are going to be tightened really tight.